My name is Brad. I am a writer, I am awkward in social situations, and I spend a lot of time in coffee shops trying to escape all of the terribly distracting things I find at home (video games, movies, tv, cats, comics, vitamin water, robots, etc.). I rotate amongst local coffee shops throughout the week so that no single location becomes too familiar with my presence. Spending any appreciable amount of time in one place is bound to make you privy to the occasional odd situation, but I have come to believe that coffee shops are breeding grounds for weird. The following is my account of the wonderfully weird and horribly awkward situations I have encountered.

Define Sexual Thing

I literally just overheard this conversation:

Girl In Denial: No, I never had a sexual thing with him.
Curious Guy: So you didn’t have sex with him?
Girl In Denial: No, I fucked him, but it wasn’t, you know, a thing.
Curious Guy (sounding slightly broken inside): Oh.

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1. Ron September 29, 2008 10:11 pm

   Lol.

   You need to post about your headphones story.

   Oh, and Eric and I, or rather, I overheard two girls talking about yeast infections while eating at a food court. Not something you want to hear while eating.

2. admin September 29, 2008 10:15 pm

   The headphones story is set to pop up in a few days. I’ve got 12 stories backlogged for the next 12 days.

   Also, was lunch at a bakery?