My name is Brad. I am a writer, I am awkward in social situations, and I spend a lot of time in coffee shops trying to escape all of the terribly distracting things I find at home (video games, movies, tv, cats, comics, vitamin water, robots, etc.). I rotate amongst local coffee shops throughout the week so that no single location becomes too familiar with my presence. Spending any appreciable amount of time in one place is bound to make you privy to the occasional odd situation, but I have come to believe that coffee shops are breeding grounds for weird. The following is my account of the wonderfully weird and horribly awkward situations I have encountered.

Honestly, Kevin Will Probably Be Okay With This Plan.

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve been out of the Starbucks loop for the past couple of weeks doing various holiday activities.  Luckily all of the weird was patiently waiting right where I’d left it… at the table of girls next to me.

Roxanne: His gay brother and grandma bought him a house.
Other Girl: Oh, wow.
Roxanne: Yeah, I think I’ll date Kevin for a few months in the summer so we can use it.  It’s really nice… down in Crystal Cove.

Now I’m kinda curious how she paid for her coffee.

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