Adventures In Misinformation.
Coffee Shop: Irvine Starbucks @ Campus & California
Something I probably don’t need to tell you: Attractive women in Orange County love coffee and related coffee-based products.
Now that this has been established, I was privy to a Particularly Attractive Girl (PAG) sitting across Starbucks, directly in my eye line. While I’m usually pretty efficient in not drawing attention to myself, I’m fairly certain PAG caught me glancing at her once or twice. Oh well.
A bit of time passed before she stood up and started walking toward me. Did I mention I was sitting at a table next to the bathroom?
As she walks by, I smile. She returns the gesture, then tugs on the bathroom door. It doesn’t open. She waits. This is when Less Attractive Girl (LAG) walks up.
LAG: Is someone in the bathroom?
PAG: Yeah, I think so.
For some stupid reason, this seems like the perfect opportunity for me to insert myself into the conversation.
Brad: Someone just went in a minute ago.
PAG: Ah, okay.
Now LAG goes and sits down while PAG stands near me, staring at the bathroom door from behind her bangs and over the top of her glasses. A minute passes and I’ve already figured out the problem.
PAG: Seriously?
Brad: Huh?
PAG walks up to the door and tries it again. Of course it opens, completely empty.
Brad: Oh, sorry.
PAG uses the bathroom then returns to her table. Now, out of embarrassment rather than attraction, I glance over at her to find her looking directly at me over the top of her blackberry.
She packs up and leaves. Immediately.
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