It Was Like ‘Nam, But With More Sex.
Coffee Shop: Irvine Starbucks @ Campus & California
As I was grabbing my coffee from the counter, I picked up just a fragment of a conversation from a nearby table…
I had a flashback of having sex with a guy my sister went out with.
I don’t think you understand what flashback means. That, or you’re a whore.
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Two Trash Cans Diverged in the Woods…
Coffee Shop: Irvine Tully's @ Bison & MacArthur
A man had some papers he needed to throw away. There were a multitude of options:
A) Trash can by door.
B) Trash can by counter.
C) Trash can near the place with all the creamer and sugar and cinnamon and stuff.
D) Trash can in the men’s room.
Which option did he choose?
He went a write-in of…
E) Trash [...]
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Stop Looking At Me, Sir.
Coffee Shop: Newport Starbucks @ PCH & Bayside
I found it exceptionally hard to get anything accomplished with this tote bag staring at me. Not only was it creepy for obvious reasons, but the face also closely resembles how I picture myself in my mind’s eye.
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The Fifth Sense.
Coffee Shop: Irvine Starbucks @ Campus & California
An incredibly perceptive child, roughly nine yeas of age, walked into Starbucks with his mother and said this…
“It smells like coffee in here.”
Like a good mother, she chose not to dignify his statement with a response. Also, he might have had aspergers.
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Pandemic Panic.
Coffee Shop: Irvine Pete's @ University Center
So I’ve been a little sick as of late. That has contributed to the lack of posts (because I haven’t been going out to coffee shops). I’m pretty much better now, but I still cough once in a while. Sometimes in public.
I was sitting in a particularly crowded Pete’s Coffee with an open chair next [...]
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