My name is Brad. I am a writer, I am awkward in social situations, and I spend a lot of time in coffee shops trying to escape all of the terribly distracting things I find at home (video games, movies, tv, cats, comics, vitamin water, robots, etc.). I rotate amongst local coffee shops throughout the week so that no single location becomes too familiar with my presence. Spending any appreciable amount of time in one place is bound to make you privy to the occasional odd situation, but I have come to believe that coffee shops are breeding grounds for weird. The following is my account of the wonderfully weird and horribly awkward situations I have encountered.

It Was Like ‘Nam, But With More Sex.

As I was grabbing my coffee from the counter, I picked up just a fragment of a conversation from a nearby table…

I had a flashback of having sex with a guy my sister went out with.

I don’t think you understand what flashback means. That, or you’re a whore.

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