My name is Brad. I am a writer, I am awkward in social situations, and I spend a lot of time in coffee shops trying to escape all of the terribly distracting things I find at home (video games, movies, tv, cats, comics, vitamin water, robots, etc.). I rotate amongst local coffee shops throughout the week so that no single location becomes too familiar with my presence. Spending any appreciable amount of time in one place is bound to make you privy to the occasional odd situation, but I have come to believe that coffee shops are breeding grounds for weird. The following is my account of the wonderfully weird and horribly awkward situations I have encountered.

Stop Looking At Me, Sir.

I found it exceptionally hard to get anything accomplished with this tote bag staring at me. Not only was it creepy for obvious reasons, but the face also closely resembles how I picture myself in my mind’s eye.

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1. bencox May 30, 2009 2:35 am

   Come on Brad… You can come up with a better description than “hot secretary.” That’s just lazy man-talk. :)

2. admin May 30, 2009 2:40 am

   Something tells me you didn’t read the title of that pdf, Mr. Cox.

3. bencox June 8, 2009 5:20 pm

   You sir, are correct!