My name is Brad. I am a writer, I am awkward in social situations, and I spend a lot of time in coffee shops trying to escape all of the terribly distracting things I find at home (video games, movies, tv, cats, comics, vitamin water, robots, etc.). I rotate amongst local coffee shops throughout the week so that no single location becomes too familiar with my presence. Spending any appreciable amount of time in one place is bound to make you privy to the occasional odd situation, but I have come to believe that coffee shops are breeding grounds for weird. The following is my account of the wonderfully weird and horribly awkward situations I have encountered.

Hobo Lesson #2

Order a medium coffee with no room for cream.  Ask for it in a large cup.  Fill the extra room with cream.  That saves you ten hobo cents!

The sad thing is, the man I saw do this was not a hobo.

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1. bencox December 17, 2009 10:53 pm

   Bradandcoffee is pitiful right now.

   Yes, i’m sitting across from you and too scared to say it out loud, while we watch wipeout.

   DEAL WITH IT.