Maybe You Can Find The Common Thread.
Coffee Shop: Irvine Pete's @ University Center
As I’ve mentioned before, sometimes I can only difinitively make out parts of a conversation. Sometimes I’ll have to throw away a whole post because I didn’t get the whole story, but sometimes the portions are all that you need. The following all comes from a conversation between two ladies who both sounded very opinionated, sarcastic and annoying.
In a very sarcastic tone, pretending as if she were talking to her husband…
Annoying Lady 1: “You haaad to make me park outside and walk two blocks in the dark while there is a rapist roaming around in our neighborhood because you had to have the garage… but whatever.”
Annoying Lady 2: “He was hanging out with a different drug dealing slut every night. Do you think they’d do DNA testing this day and age? Nope!”
Annoying Lady 1: “I guess if i just learn to live on just water… I could lose some weight, but really? Four hundred thousand dollars?”
Annoying Lady 2: “What do you think of these hybrids?”
Annoying Lady 1: “I dont like them. It flips me out. Its like when someone next to you is eating pizza and that is all you can taste. I’m eating an apple and it tastes like a grape! it just flips me out. Flips me out.”
Annoying Lady 2: “I dont even like these seedless watermelons. Watermelons taste better when they have seeds in them. The flesh tastes better.”
Yes, it took me a second also to realize they were talking about hybrid fruit, not hybrid cars.
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