Creepiest. Shirt. Ever.
Coffee Shop: Burbank Simply Coffee @ Lima & Magnolia
I’m not one to start talking to people that I don’t know. Though some of that policy stems from my crippling lack of social skills, I also generally don’t like bothering and/or hitting on people as they do standard activities that shouldn’t involve fending off strangers. Getting coffee is one of those activities.
Some [...]
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So, By… Gayness Then?
Coffee Shop: Irvine Pete's @ University Center
I overheard a Man who was, I believe, making the transition from digital to analog with a new friend that he met online…
Analog Man: “Well, you said there are some pictures that you look better in than in person… I happen to look better in some pictures than I do in person. You’d [...]
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“From The Gay Movie?” “No, From Batman.”
Coffee Shop: Costa Mesa Coffee Bean @ Harbor & 19th
Okay, so there is having little knowledge of pop culture, then there is just living under a rock…
Informative Man: “You know that guy, Heath Ledger? The actor?”
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Carl from Up!
Coffee Shop: Irvine Pete's @ University Center
Nothing clever. This guy just looked like Carl, from the Pixar movie, “Up“. Being that this was at UCI, guys that looked like Russell were a dime a dozen.
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I Wonder If They Notice When I Take My Laptop In There Too?
Coffee Shop: Newport Starbucks @ PCH & Bayside
Did you know they track your time spent in the bathroom at Starbucks? Well, they do. And did you know caffeine is a natural laxative? Well, it is.
Baristo (to Barista): “He’d go in the bathroom for half an hour. This is a small place. If you’re not out here, we [...]
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Tic-Tac-Cow.
Coffee Shop: Newport Starbucks @ PCH & Bayside
Get it? The chair was leather?
Oh… you got it?
Why didn’t you laugh?
Yeah, you said it’s funny, but that’s not the same as laughing.
Oh, yeah… I guess so.
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Lot Rage.
Coffee Shop: Newport Starbucks @ PCH & Bayside
I am of the belief that when you get a parking spot, you should be able to leave at your leisure.
Well, Hummer Soccer Mom doesn’t agree.
After a woman purchased her coffee-related drink, she left. I didn’t think anything of it until I heard honking outside. The woman was sitting [...]
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I Live My Life Trying To Avoid Situations Like This.
Coffee Shop: LA Starbucks @ Cahuenga & Barham
While getting my change from the Barista, my dollar accidentally dropped into the tip jar. There was an awkward exchange of glances. Though no words were spoken, the eye-conversation went like this…
Barista Eyes: “Should I leave it in there?”
Brad Eyes: “I’d rather have it back.”
Barista Eyes: “I can’t read your eyes very well. [...]
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More Exclamations = More Success!!!!
Coffee Shop: Irvine Pete's @ University Center
Adam had a whole binder of success planned. The sad part is that Adam saw me taking a picture of his binder. He flipped it over to face away from me. I felt like a dick.
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