Brad and Coffee » Costa Mesa Coffee Bean @ Harbor & 19th

HP All-In-Two.

admin — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:25:28 +0000

Remember back when this site first started and I told you about a guy that brought an HP all-in-one printer into Starbucks? Apparently that sort of thing happens at Coffee Bean as well. I know the picture is a bit blurry, but the guy was watching me so I was trying to be inconspicuous.

“From The Gay Movie?” “No, From Batman.”

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:40:22 +0000

Okay, so there is having little knowledge of pop culture, then there is just living under a rock…

Informative Man: “You know that guy, Heath Ledger? The actor?”

I’ll Take A Uni-shot Espresso.

admin — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:45:11 +0000

The unibomber was sleeping outside of Coffee Bean. That is all.

Girls: 2,345, Brad: 1.

admin — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:23:07 +0000

I’ve mentioned before that I don’t like talking on my phone for any extended amount of time while in a coffee shop. I’ve also mentioned that there are always hot girls around. Most always, anyway. Anyhow….

While waiting for an important call, my phone started to vibrate in my pocket. Knowing that it was going to be a longer conversation, I jumped up for the door and reached my hand into my pocket just as an Attractive Girl had packed up and was leaving. My urgency brought me to the door just as she was grabbing the handle. She stopped and smiled at me.

Attractive Girl: “Hi.”

Brad holds a blank stare while making eye contact and slowly pulling his phone from his pocket, and raising it to his ear.

Brad (into phone): “Hello?”

Attractive Girl’s eyes went wide and she walked out the door. She laughed and muttered something to herself as she stepped off the curb. I took my call.

Attractive Girl now knows what it’s like to be me.

“I Always Like a Smoke After a Good Round of Emulating Car Noises.”

admin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:21:07 +0000

Crazy Dude: BROOOM! BRRRROOOOM! BRRRRROOOOM!!!!!! …. Does anyone have a cigarette?

No one answered.

I looked at him and shook my head, half signifying that I didn’t have a cigarette, half signifying my disapproval of his behavior.

This Note Isn’t For You; It’s For Self.

admin — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 20:44:36 +0000

Note to self: Don’t wear cardigan to coffee shop. Guys will nod at you.

Side note: May apply for places other than coffee shop.

How To Be A Douchebag.

admin — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:44:35 +0000

Step 1: Grow a goatee.

Step 2: Go to Coffee Bean.

Step 3: Set giant headphones on your table.

Step 4: Blare death metal through afformentioned headphones (still on table), thus effectively making them not headphones at all.