Brad and Coffee » Irvine Tully’s @ Bison & MacArthur

Awkwardness Wears A Hat.

admin — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:35:48 +0000

Even when I’m doing work at a coffee shop with a friend, sometimes I like to get my own table. Keeps me focused. This particular time, while there with my buddy AJ, there were plenty of tables open… which is what made it so funny when a random Guy in a Hat decided to sit at his table. There were plenty of other tables to sit at, but Hat Guy liked AJ’s.

Because I’m usually the one in the awkward situations, I took it upon myself to photograph the moment. AJ is the one not wearing the hat, though you probably could have figured that out yourself.

And since I’m usually procrastinating, I took it upon myself to make this image and mail it to AJ:

What Came First, The Guinea Pig or The Cage?

admin — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:23:10 +0000

A Teacher sat with Another Teacher discussing her class pet, which was a guinea pig…

Teacher: “Guinea pigs are from South America.”
Another Teacher: “Oh that’s weird. They’re actually from somewhere? I just thought they were some sort of domesticated something.”

The conversation abruptly changed topics after that.

Two Trash Cans Diverged in the Woods…

admin — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:14:57 +0000

A man had some papers he needed to throw away. There were a multitude of options:

A) Trash can by door.
B) Trash can by counter.
C) Trash can near the place with all the creamer and sugar and cinnamon and stuff.
D) Trash can in the men’s room.

Which option did he choose?

He went a write-in of…

E) Trash can in the ladies room. Twice.

Trampy Mother Knows Best.

admin — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:03:25 +0000

There were two girls discussing their various piercings and how their families reacted. As I was walking past, I caught this key bit of conversation:

Miss Robinson: My mom didn’t want me to get a bellybutton piercing. She said she’d love for me to have one if I had the stomach for it, but I don’t.

Though I was on my way out, I’m sure she probably added that her mother thought she had an excellent lower back and should probably get some sort of Asian symbol tattooed over her ass. That or a thigh tiger. A thighger.